God, i want this
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Not funny, didn't laugh, also your gut microbiome is not nearly as diverse and plentiful as mine
didn't ask plus your mad scientist labcoat doesnt twirl in the air when you spin nearly as well as mine does
advertising in general does not encourage me to buy anything they're trying to sell but youtube ads specifically go one step further and awaken in me a desire for incredible and bloody violence
they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it




